Open auditions for the farce No Sex Please, We're British will be held Aug. 29th from 1-5pm.

Auditions will be held at 2017-2nd Ave. This building has two green awnings on it. one saying Mitchell's and the other Abby's Carpet. Come though the door under Abby's carpet. 

 Cast needs: 7 Males, 3 Females

Please call or email Director Jim DeMersseman to schedule an audition time. His telephone number is 353-0408

Email the This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it perusal of a script.

A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man's mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors. This farce ran in London over eight years and also delighted Broadway audiences.

"Titillating and topical." NBC TV.

"A really funny Broadway show." ABC TV.